In today’s news, South Korean United Nations peacekeepers address food insecurity in South Sudan, international medical journal reports ever-increasing health crises due to climate change, United States non-profit organization utilizes solar-powered microgrids to aid disaster relief efforts, nations commit over €336 million for Global Biodiversity Fund, student in Connecticut, US, steers project to install air purifiers for public schools statewide, German company adds two varieties of vegan beef to its product line, and cat-people study reveals their remarkable intelligence compared to human babies.
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Now, it's time to give a happy handshake to the joke of the day and enjoy its fun company. This one's entitled “Lab Work.”
Three doctors were on their way to a convention when their car got a flat. They exited the vehicle and examined the tire. The first doctor said:
“I think it’s flat.”
The second doctor examined it closely and said:
“It sure looks flat.”
The third doctor felt the tire and said:
“It feels like it’s flat.”
All three nodded their heads in agreement and said in unison:
“We’d better run some tests to confirm the diagnosis.”
