仏教物語首楞厳経主マハーヴィーラの生涯Retreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第６回30:36シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第６回[Number] 68: Oh, God. “Pierce some part of your nectar-filled form with a pin and gently enter the piercing.” Pierce yourself with a pin. Let’s see. Where? Oh, I make myself a pimple. Alright. No. Oh マスターと弟子2026-06-24 1689 閲覧数61Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-24マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第５回29:08シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第５回Don’t think, if you are a weak husband, an obedient husband in such a “nice,” stupid way, that your family will be in order. It’s not true, it’s not a way to make peace in the family. You just make itマスターと弟子2026-06-23 1783 閲覧数56Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-23マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第４回34:46シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第４回In a family, a man must be a man. To make a good example for your sons later. And a woman should be a woman, to make a good example of femininity for the daughters in the future. Each one must have thマスターと弟子2026-06-22 2091 閲覧数62Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-22マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第３回34:25シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第３回Today, I’m facing the boys because you always push them to the end of the world. And it doesn’t matter how I arrange, you still sit in front of me. And you keep pushing until I myself feel pressure. Iマスターと弟子2026-06-21 2164 閲覧数71Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-21マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第２回30:15シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第２回There was another rabbi, his name was Pinas, something like that. He entered the meditation place, and many disciples were gathering together and talking. So the rabbi asked them, “What are you talkinマスターと弟子2026-06-20 2440 閲覧数67Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-20マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第１回36:49シヴァの１１２の集中法四 第１回OK, I’ll see you later. (Yes.) You always surprise me. Hallo. Are you alright? (Yes.) Still many around here? (Yes.) Not bad. Oh, you’re still here and they told me you’re gone. This guy! Yeah, you. (マスターと弟子2026-06-19 2659 閲覧数64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-19マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第８回28:32シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第８回[Method] 52: There’s another method. “Lie down as if you’re dead.” “Enraged in wrath and stay so. Or stare without moving an eyelash. Or suck something and become the sucking.” Oh, He’s so funny. All マスターと弟子2026-06-18 2656 閲覧数63Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-18マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第７回34:38シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第７回That’s why many people in India, they practice a form of yoga called Tantra yoga. That means they practice the act of lovemaking without having it come to an end. They just continue the activity but tマスターと弟子2026-06-17 2735 閲覧数78Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-17マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第６回29:51シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第６回This is a very bad one, but maybe it’s funny. There were two people selling furniture in the market, and the first person asked the second, “I don’t know how you manage to sell it so cheaply; even if マスターと弟子2026-06-16 2852 閲覧数76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-16マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第５回32:12シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第５回A policeman caught a driver who drove so fast and exceeded the limit, and was writing down the ticket for him. So the driver said, “You don’t know who I am, that’s why. You don’t know. I am the chairmマスターと弟子2026-06-15 2877 閲覧数78Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-15マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第４回29:55シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第４回There was one lady who boasted about how marvelous her doctor was. She said, “Wow, my doctor is terrific. He can find out anything that’s wrong with you. No problem, doesn’t even talk to you and is chマスターと弟子2026-06-14 2990 閲覧数81Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-14マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第３回33:07シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第３回There was a teacher who was brought into custody because she drove too fast. Exceeded the limit, exceeded 90 kilometers per hour. It was not her turn yet, but she was trying to get ahead and she said マスターと弟子2026-06-13 3105 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-13マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第２回32:05シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第２回One more joke about an American. One time, there was a leader in Russia who met one of the leaders, maybe a minister of some kind. And then they talked about the economy. Both of the economy ministersマスターと弟子2026-06-12 3264 閲覧数75Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-12マスターと弟子 シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第１回33:21シヴァの１１２の集中法Ⅲ 第１回Everybody [gets] half or what? Alright, [let’s see] if they have enough food for you. Not bad. Enough for everybody? (Yes.) If not, what do you do? You ask people. Right? You go in the kitchen and askマスターと弟子2026-06-11 3652 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-11マスターと弟子 苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第３回34:45苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第３回All of my cousins were boys. If you don’t go along with the toy guns and all that, they won’t let you participate. So I had to carry toy swords and wave them around wildly too. Only if I acted just liマスターと弟子2026-06-10 3109 閲覧数72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-10マスターと弟子 苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第２回29:21苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第２回Over in Taiwan (Formosa) or in the US, life gets boring, nothing much happens. The world is peaceful like the Pure Land, you get bored, so you come to this Saha world of Cambodia just to hear gunfire;マスターと弟子2026-06-09 3193 閲覧数65Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-09マスターと弟子 苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第１回37:24苦しみは神を想起させる きっかけとなる 第１回Ah! Cockroach! Cockroach. Cockroach! It’s coming this way! Cockroach. Ah! Amazing! That’s scary! You may look small, but you’re really good at catching cockroaches! So that’s why you get to stay here.マスターと弟子2026-06-08 3516 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-08マスターと弟子 誠実な願い 第３回35:50誠実な願い 第３回I’d just sat down and taken a couple spoonfuls when the phone inside rang: “Master, why didn’t You let me see You earlier?” Then (Supreme) Master Ching Hai asked, “Who is this? Who’s on the other lineマスターと弟子2026-06-07 3325 閲覧数69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-07マスターと弟子 誠実な願い 第２回31:10誠実な願い 第２回Did you make any progress from the seven-day retreat, or did you just come here to listen to all these silly stories, laugh a bit so you’re less bored, and then go home? Huh? (So happy.) Did you make マスターと弟子2026-06-06 3407 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-06マスターと弟子 誠実な願い 第１回38:52誠実な願い 第１回(So beautiful!) (Master, You look so beautiful!) Do I look good in this outfit? (Yes.) That’s the way to wake you up, otherwise everyone would be nodding off. Who would I even be talking to then? I doマスターと弟子2026-06-05 3782 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-05マスターと弟子
