In today’s news, World Food Programme rolls out emergency logistics service to bolster Myanmar flood response. Global food prices reach four-year high, Singapore creates world’s first tropical climate liquid-cooling standard for data centers, Nigeria and Ethiopia deepen friendship through tree planting initiative, Canadian student wins international science competition with robot that removes microplastics from water, Chinese vegan restaurant chain proves popular in United Kingdom, and researchers in Germany uncover world’s most pleasant bird sounds.
Looks like we’ve just figured out the secret laughter code and managed to release the joke of the day, called “Father Knows Best.” Let’s check it out!
Reynaldo had loaned a friend $500 without getting anything in writing. When the friend kept avoiding repayment, Reynaldo asked his father for advice.
“Easy. Send him a message asking when he’ll repay the $1,000 he owes you.”
“But I only loaned him $500.”
“Exactly. He’ll immediately reply that he owes you only $500 — and then you’ll have it in writing.”
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