In today’s news, Caribbean islands and Central America receive more than €5 million in hurricane assistance from European Union, global efforts to popularize vegan diet intensify, UK agency improves wildlife monitoring through advanced technology, Fiji builds climate resilience with new bridge project, group of students in Âu Lạc, also known as Vietnam, invent self-propelled robot to remove trash from river, new German vegan foam made from legumes matches taste of egg whites, and US cow-person gains shelter after spending months in woods.
Now, it’s time to enter the laughter booth and savor the joke of the day. It’s called “Eyewitness.”
Irving was boasting to a fellow farmer about a 9-kilogram cantaloupe he had harvested.
“Nine kilograms, huh? Were there any witnesses?”
“Of course. Otherwise, it would have weighed 18 kilograms!”
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And now we have a heartline from Dumadi in Kediri, Indonesia
